So an hour or so ago I finished a day full of dusting/cleaning/fixing things in the garage, resulting in me getting covered in dust and filth and the like. But, before I can go and have a shower, I have something to do upstairs. So trying not to drag said dust up the carpeted stairs, I step outside to wipe my feet on the door mat. I then notice it was raining and, seeing that it was raining, I put my hands out hoping to get some what on them so semi wash them a little... But nothing happens for a few seconds. I then lean forward little to try and get my hands out enough to get them wet and then...

Splat

A large drop hit me in the middle of my forehead, and it hit me hard. It didn't feel like a drop of water dropping from the sky, it was a drop of rain that felt actively THROWN at me.

And thus the lord looked down upon me, and spat.